Hi my name is Sarah, I am 19 years old and I really love cats, my twin sister and eating.

funkies:

drake got me thinkin bout my ex and i dont even have an ex

(via sorry)

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164060
Posted
19 hours ago

morgrana:

spoken-not-written:

phlilester:

spoken-not-written:

whoever invented cramps is an asshole

ur an 18 year old boy

NOT JUST FEMALES GET CRAMPS WTF I GOT CRAMP IN MY FOOT FROM ALL THE SEX I’VE NOT BEEN HAVING OKAY CRAMPS DONT JUST HAPPEN IN THE LADY POCKET REGION OR WHATEVER

the lady pocket region

(via sorry)

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Posted
19 hours ago
me:watching tv show
me:looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds
me:misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat
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268136
Posted
19 hours ago

actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

(Source: luciforeal, via fake-mermaid)

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620388
Posted
19 hours ago

lindsaylohoean:

the word bed is in shape of a bed this is amusing

(Source: lindsaylohoean, via heart)

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Posted
19 hours ago

perchu:

boys with collarbones (✿◠‿◠)

boys with clavicles (◕‿◕✿)

boys with spines (。♥‿♥。)

boys with patellas (≧◡≦)

boys with phalanges (◑‿◐)

boys with thoracic vertebrae (✿ ♥‿♥)

(Source: isuckdickandhavefun2012, via sorry)

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197787
Posted
19 hours ago

saintlukas:

matchless:

*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*

*ok let’s shoot for 21*

(Source: matchless, via sorry)

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Posted
19 hours ago

mcporno:

it’s ironic how middle school boys will make fun of the gay kid but then draw dicks on literally everything

(via fake-mermaid)

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233554
Posted
19 hours ago

the boston tea party

usa:oh look at all this tea
england:NO
usa:it would be a shame
england:amerICA NO
usa:if something
england:
usa:were to
england:
england:
england:
usa:happen
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77927
Posted
19 hours ago

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

(via date)

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381619
Posted
1 day ago
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